December 2011
2 posts
FWB has its moments.
Sarah: What do you have against relationships?
Ben: Um, expensive, boring, brunch, feelings, responsibility, conversations, her parents, Sex and the City DVDs...
Sarah: I get it.
Ben: ...hiding your porn, ski trips, getting fat, remembering her birthday, game nights...
Sarah: Ben. Stop.
Ben: ...sample sales, questions during football games, passive-aggressive news articles clippings.